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CHOOSE YOUR OWN (OFFICE) ADVENTURE

launch for Choose Your Own Misery: The Office Adventure > FEB 3


Hungover and stuck at a job you hate, will you show up for your big presentation, or duck out with Debby, the HR rep with an FDR fetish? Play the weird lump on your back for office-wide sympathy, or dive into an internet spiral that can only end in “ten kinds of cancer”? Tell someone about the weird genital-fondling that’s happening at the crystal healer’s, or just accept that this is the best substitute you’ll find for love, today...or maybe ever?

From two comedy writers and former contributors to THE ONION comes a modern choose-your-own-adventure tale―the story of your soul-crushing existence. Choosing your own adventure is great when you’re a kid, but in the adult world, the only options are endless varieties of misery. It’s okay, though. A life of adventure would require so many uncomfortable sleeping situations. Besides, you have dental. Keep reminding yourself about the dental.


LAUNCH FOR CHOOSE YOUR OWN MISERY: THE OFFICE ADVENTURE
BY MIKE MACDONALD & JILLY GAGNON
Type Books, 883 Queen Street West
Wednesday, February 3 > 7pm-9pm  
FREE EVENT